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How I Stole Google Snippets with AI (and Outranked Wikipedia Without Even Trying That Hard)

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Does Google Hate AI Content? Kinda… But Not Really.

Ok, so, there’s this big ol’ misconception floating around that Google is out for blood when it comes to AI-generated content. Makes sense — spammy AI garbage is clogging the internet like hair in a shower drain.

But the thing is… Google’s not allergic to AI. It’s just allergic to bad AI. You know, the “copy-paste-a-thousand-articles-and-hope-for-the-best” kind.

Now, if you actually take the time to clean up the AI mess and make it work for you, Google seems to be pretty into it.

I tested this myself by using AI to sneak my way to featured snippets — and yes, that means I ended up knocking Wikipedia down a few pegs.

Here’s how it went down (and how you can do the same thing).

Step 1 — Hunting for Snippets to Steal (Like a Digital Bounty Hunter)

So, I fired up Ahrefs’ Webmaster Tools (the free version, because we’re all ballin’ on a budget) and wandered over to the Organic Keywords Report.

Now, here’s the lazy SEO trick:

1. I filtered the report to show featured snippets I wasn’t holding.

2. Let Ahrefs spit out 7,000+ keywords where my pages were already lurking somewhere in the top 10.

3. Picked through ’em like I was sifting for gold nuggets.

Now, not every snippet is worth fighting for. So, I set a few rules to avoid wasting time:

Rule 1 — Content Has to Actually Make Sense

– If someone’s Googling “best ways to build a sales funnel,” I’m not about to shove “SEO for beginners” in their face. Relevance matters. Stick to stuff your page already talks about.

Rule 2 — Fight the Big Guys (But Not Too Big)

– I went after pages owned by sites with similar or higher authority. If you’re gunning for that snippet, might as well aim high.

Rule 3 — Don’t Chase Snippets You Just Had

– Snagging a snippet for two days and losing it isn’t the flex you think it is. I skipped any keywords where I’d recently held the top spot for a while.

Step 2 — Let AI Do the Dirty Work (So You Don’t Have To)

I grabbed the first keyword that caught my eye — “marketing funnel.”

HotJar had the snippet, and frankly, it was just a short definition. Nothing special.

So, I hit up ChatGPT and said:

HotJar owns the featured snippet for “marketing funnel.”

Here’s what they wrote: [Paste Snippet].

Now, here’s my version: [Paste My Content].

Make it better.

Now, here’s the thing — ChatGPT didn’t just “make it better.” It spat out a whole essay. We’re talking deep-dive, three-course-meal-level stuff. Not exactly what I needed.

Step 3 — Teaching AI to Chill Out

AI is like that overachiever in class who does way too much. So, I had to dial it back.

I literally told ChatGPT:

Pretend you’re an SEO expert. Your job is to make definitions better for Google snippets. What makes one snippet beat another?

It gave me seven simple points:

• Get to the point.

• Keep it short.

• Use lists if possible.

• Add images or tables for funsies.

• Speak like you’re explaining it to a friend.

I handed over the original snippet and told ChatGPT to follow those rules — no fluff, no side quests.

The SEO Trick Nobody Talks About (And Why It Works)

After I plugged the AI-generated snippet into my post, I waited… and nothing happened.

Then I realized the published date was still ancient. Rookie move.

So, I just changed the date to the day I edited the post. Literally, that’s all I did.

Three days later? I had the snippet.

What Happened Next (Spoiler: It Didn’t Last Forever)

A few weeks rolled by, and I had snippets for:

• SEO vs SEM

• PageRank

• Marketing funnel

I even bumped Wikipedia down for one of them. Felt pretty good.

Then I got a little curious — what happens if I put the original, non-AI content back?

I tried it. Three hours later, I lost every single snippet.

So, What’s the Takeaway?

• AI content isn’t some sketchy hack — it just makes content clearer.

• Google’s down with AI as long as the content actually answers questions.

• Simple beats fancy.

• And apparently, changing the publish date is still a thing.

So, if you’ve got some stale content sitting around, maybe let AI clean it up.

And for the love of all things SEO… don’t forget to update the date.

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